Dirty Old Man
Hope she's not looking down at me
But I think she knew, yes I think she always knew
She helped me show the world I was straight as 'n arrow
At this point, I've got nothing to lose
Past the hiring age, past the firing age
Still a little life in the old man left
Don't tell me to act my age, jealous 'coz i'm getting laid?
Shuffleboard or sex, well there ain't no contest!
Some these guys only show their dicks
On the internet pics, try to stay anonymix
But I don't give a damn, if you see who I am!
No more magic in the wand, perhaps
But you miss out if you restrict all your pleasure to your dick
Prim and proper is a waste of time
Gonna try everything in the book from A to Zing
Might as well have fun, 'stead of wait end to come